I had a dream I was staying with my uncle and his house was obviously haunted. We decided to sprinkle salt around the house so that the ghosts would leave us alone.
I remember when we were sprinkling the salt he said something along the lines of “The thing about salt is that it smells really bad and the smell will get on everything.”
I also remember something about going to the beach? This was after the ghosts left us alone.
Hey, if the spirits are trying to contact me in my sleep then my subconscious is being an asshole trying to exorcise them!