Ghost Museum

I had a dream that my dad and I were going to a ghost museum on an island. We walked to the island when I found a balloon and I told my dad I would meet him there. I spun the balloon around and it hoisted me into the air and I floated away. I landed in the hotel portion of the museum.

When my dad showed up we went to a meeting room to meet my sister. We were all talking about various things when my dad said “Doesn’t this picture of my friend look like Hank Hill?” And handed me a picture. I tried to look at it but it was pulled out of my hands by a mysterious force. I knew it was a ghost!

I went down to the common area and looked at a small exhibition there. There was a spiderweb with a mouse stuck in it. The exhibit was about a genetically altered mouse that grew maggots inside it for the spiders to eat.

I went to the TV area and there were a bunch of people watching TV. I told them of the ghost that ripped the picture out of my hands but they didn’t believe me. So we all went back up to that room and I held out a cabinet card with a picture of a baby on it. Once again it was ripped out of my hands by an unseen force!

The others didn’t believe it was real at first but the more it happened they believed it.

The next morning I woke up and wanted to go to the museum. I was on my way and then I woke up.

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Immature Adults

I had a dream that I was working for a competitor of Marvel Comics. We invited them over to our studio for a mixer and a tour. In reality we were attempting to steal information about their plans for The Avengers film. Unfortunately, every attempt by me to steal their paperwork was foiled by an unexpected tickle fight or something. It was very frustrating. Then a giant worm swallowed the studios and we all died. The end.

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Cheese Beard

I had a dream that I was shaving in the mirror. My beard was thick strings of mozzarella and it was really hard to manage the length. I kept messing up and going shorter & shorter until I got angry and simply shaved it all off. La fin.

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Rich Friend

I had a dream my friend won $7.5 million. I asked him to buy me a Jetta station wagon, because those are sort of neat. That’s it.

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Lip Peeling

I had a dream that the skin on my lips was peeling off in long layers. Weird.

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Concentration Camp

I had a dream that I was put into a concentration camp for certain types of people. The dream wasn’t specific to which kind of people were imprisoned. But there we were, trapped in these big outdoor chambers. Well, a group of us orchestrated some plan to blow the place up. We were able to sneak into the rooms that kept the place running and cause them to malfunction. The place overheated by accident, however, and caused an explosion that killed all the prisoners and most of the staff except for the evil lady who ran the place. The rest of my dream was me chasing this woman down (mostly on foot) and attempting to kill her. I caused her a lot of violence before she revealed to me that she had a child. Then her and her child started kissing in a creepy way that was super incesty so I killed them both. The end!

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Lucid Dream Attempt 1

I attempted a method that encourages lucid dreaming to no avail. I had a short dream in which I was drinking blueberry yogurt.

I will keep trying this method until I have a lucid dream!

Alternate Universe

I had a dream that took place in a parallel universe in which my parents were still together. My sister and I were visiting them in NY, and everything was as it is today but with slight differences. My sister had her current baby, but also was pregnant. My mom was still alive but she was sick, but we were all hopeful. My dad was healthy and they still lived together. My sister and I had to move a box of something into the basement, and I remember thinking she shouldn’t be helping as she was pregnant. The end.

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Baby Skunk and the Royal Family

So I had a dream that was basically a children’s movie. I wasn’t actually in it, either. Basically there was this series of brothers and sisters who wore matching uniforms, as they were all part of the royal family. They stumbled upon a skunk one day, who was still a baby. The skunk told them that an evil man had killed his father and left him orphaned. The family set out to exact revenge for the little creature. That same night, the same evil man came to the castle and beheaded the King and Queen. The children of the royal family witnessed the entire thing from the balcony in shock and horror. They escaped with their lives, and went to live in another castle while they plotted their revenge! The skunk was still with them.

The end!

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Season 2

Today inexplicably beings Season 2 of Lety & Robert’s dreams! New dreams, new design, and new graphics for your viewing displeasure await you in the days and months and years ahead! In store this season: ghosts, goblins, cobras, desert landscapes, dessert landscapes, subconscious nonsense, oxford commas, and probably much more! Who will be the victor of Dream Wars 2013? How often will the contestants dream? Who will survive- and what will be left of them? Only time will tell!

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